Do
as a I say, not as I do.
A
friend in need is a pest.
Death
is a once in a lifetime experience.
Contrary
to popular belief, life is like being thrown into a bed of roses. You get
to smell the
roses
and feel the thorns.
Death
is never prevented... just postponed.
Thinking
about the past is a great excuse to waste the present and forget about
the future.
Trust is
like virginity. You lose it once and that's it.
The
nice thing about having nothing is you don't have to worry about losing
it.
I'm
a babe magnet... just the wrong end.
In
life's rat race, it's not how fast you can run but how good you deal with
the cats that matters.
It's funny
that the "losers" are the people that are more likely to accept someone
new
or different.
I'm not ugly,
I'm just aesthetically ambiguous.
Pride's like
summer, it's a lot of fun and it usually comes before fall.
"When one door
of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed
door that we do not see the one which has opened for us." - Helen Keller
"It is better
to be defeated on principle than to win on lies." - Arthur Calwell
Virus infections
will still be rampant through their tendency to modify themselves to meet
new treatments.
"A man with
little learning is like the frog who thinks its puddle a great sea."
"A man's heart
is like a sponge, just soaked with emotion and sentiment of which he can
squeeze a little bit out for every pretty woman." - Helen Rowland
"Everything
is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." - Will Rogers
"Integrity is
what we do, what we say, and what we say we do." - Don Galer
"The grand essentials
of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to
hope for." - Allan K. Chalmers
"To be loved
is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction." - Minna
Antrim
Ha, ha, that
was a thigh slapper!
"Your mother
was a thief - she stole the stars in heaven and put´em into your
eyes..."
A hard man is
good to find.
A broken
heart is hard to men .
He thinks he's
shit on a stick but he's only a fart on a twig .
That's not
a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine .
Are you having
a Blond day?
It's better
to find a whole worm in your apple than half a worm.
It's raining
harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock
Feeling bad
is just a new sensation.
A penny for
your thoughts .
Q
u o t e s & C l i c h e ' s
FFew
lines from the movie 'a night at the Roxbury'